Now there’s a military strategy.
When I first saw the Flip-Over Military Action Tank, I thought, “Boy I’m hungry; I sure can’t wait for lunch,” but then I came up with a brilliant military strategy. We need to build tanks that will always land on their wheels, no matter what.
Think about it: if tanks always landed on their wheels, we could just drop them out of the sky at enemies. In that event, the tanks would double as cannonballs or something because they could crush things on their way down, flip over and start shooting at stuff.
Actually, I suppose the person inside would die from that kind of impact. Hmm … never mind, I guess.
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Product Features:
• 4-wheel drive
• Flashing top light
• Always lands on its wheels, no matter what
• Military green color
• Big traction tires
• Climbs anything it runs into and lands on wheels
• Requires 2 AA batteries (not included)
• Recommended ages 3+
What You Get:
• Flip-Over Military Action Tank
